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If you dont like shops, you still have to eat so just pop over to the "dirty stuff" tab and pop something in a paypal basket and it will arrive in your post box like magic! oh, and if you can't find what you want, just get in touch and we'll do a fancy custom order just for you!


who sells dirt(y)

the people who can help you get dirt(y) in the privacy of your own kitchen




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who cooks dirt(y)

here's a snapshot of some of the clever people who weave the magic in the big kitchens so you can eat dirt(y)





dirt(y) wholesale


Paula Cooper - Mise en Place Gourmet 

0402 446 814 |  email


nsw & act

Two Providores

02 9565 2255 | email


we're dirt(y)

simon bryant  |our resident legumeer, for cooking info, crop and appellation chats, cheffy stuff

mark schilling  |our farmer, the guy that does all the magic with the dirt ‘n’ stuff

janette schulz  |our dirt(y) talker, general dirt(y) chats, marketing stuff, unashamed social media plugs

0421 718 951 |   help me get dirt(y)

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